December 2011
35 posts
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Story of my life...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
me: whoops
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changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
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The voice inside your head calling your an ugly,...
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Reblog if you were born on your birthday.
You mean, I’m not the only one?!
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Me: I love this band
Annoying bitch: Me too!
Me: Do you have all their albums
Me: Do you know their pets names
Me: Do you know their dick size
Annoying bitch: N-...
Me: Do you know their favorite color
Me: Do you have their birthdays memorized
Annoying bitch: ...
Me: That's what I thought
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Typical Classroom →
funniest10k: 1: The stoners in the back like: 2: The class clowns are like: 3: Girls on their period are like: 4: The bestfriends are like: 5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like: 6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like: 7: That one person who is always texting is like: 8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like:   Follow this blog, you will love...
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Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*
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