Story of my life...
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
changing in my room
me: oh, hi poster, didnt see you there
me: *pulls off shirt*
me: you like that, dont you, you naughty poster you
The voice inside your head calling your an ugly,...
Reblog if you were born on your birthday.
You mean, I’m not the only one?!
Me: I love this band
Annoying bitch: Me too!
Me: Do you have all their albums
Me: Do you know their pets names
Me: Do you know their dick size
Annoying bitch: N-...
Me: Do you know their favorite color
Me: Do you have their birthdays memorized
Annoying bitch: ...
Me: That's what I thought
Typical Classroom →
funniest10k: 1: The stoners in the back like: 2: The class clowns are like: 3: Girls on their period are like: 4: The bestfriends are like: 5: That one dude who is ready to fight at all times is like: 6: The teacher’s pet is front in center like: 7: That one person who is always texting is like: 8: Nobody is learning so the teacher like: Follow this blog, you will love...
Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
Me: *Scrolls past*