How come every time I get the chance I lose my cool and I blow it..” -Chris...
this—too—shall—pass: 11:30 last night i said goodnight. 8:00 this morning you said goodmorning.
settlethislikegentlemen: rockingtothefuture: wh0-are-we-t0-judge: pastelandpearls: ka-ty: naturallybrunete: me and my boyfriend :):) omfg. dying forever alone </3 obviously Cutest couple I’ve ever seen<3 ive seen this video like 10 times and i can watch it even more. cute rockingtothefuture: I wish I have a boyfriend like that!! <3 WHY AM I SINGLE, FUCK OH. MY. GOD....
the difference between "gamer girls" and girls who...
gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee.